How Can I Get A Dildo Past My Parents?
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Do you absolutely have to have a dildo? I mean a sex toy that is obviously a fake penis. I know that the visual appeal and the risk of getting caught with it are a turn on, but if all you want is something to shove in your ass then I suggest that you take advantage of any number of household items. When I was younger, closeted, and lived with my parents I used anything I could get my hands on. A non-lubricated condom (so there was no residual lube left behind on the item INSIDE the condom) plus any slick substance I could lay my hands on got me off many times. anything long and hard was a potential toy. Hairbrush handle, toilet plunger handle, even a water bottle. As long as it wouldn't rip through the condom because of rough/sharp edges and I could keep hold of it so I didn't lose it up my ass, I tried it at least once. If my parents found the condoms, I'd have been embarrassed (at that age) but not outed. Lube would have been assumed to be for jerking off, again embarrassing for a teen but "better" than the alternative (or so I thought at the time). If you don't have a sex toy, you don't have to hide a sex toy. All you need is something innocuous that you can USE as sex toy.
Hope this helps,
Guncle (Gay Uncle) RJ -
Funny thing, when I was young, I used to have a friend that used fruits and vegetables as a dildo. He would put a condom on them and fuck away. He would fuck watermelon and cantaloupe to simulated fucking someone and cucumber, carrots, bananas when he wanted to be fucked. :cheers:
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I can have it shipped to my house, I'm just worried about hiding spots/my parents opening the package :crazy2:
your parents have no right to open your mail. If they are opening your mail you need to have a conversation about it with them and tell them they shouldn't be doing this any longer as you are not a child. (If you a child, you shouldn't be on this website)
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hi
When i was a youngster i had a small travel shower bag.
Easy to put away and keeps every thing in one place
i still use one today that i keep all my necessities in.
The best Hiding places is usually in your wardrobe in a box and put other item in the box to.Don't you feel young anymore?
Or do you mean that you live at your place?
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Same for me :3 Or even if u have a chest of drawers some of em can have hidden space under the lowest drawer ^^
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Make one out of household items, after you're done using it throw it away
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make your own. i've made a how to on this forum.
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Get someone to buy it for you if you can. And make sure you hide it somewhere they will NEVER look. Not a usual hiding spot, gotta be better than that.
Are they homophobic? Might not be worth the risk. Use a cucumber and throw it away after?
