REDNECK DRIVERS
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The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, s**t!''In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''
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In case anyone though that joke is too preposterous, notice that it's been no more than about a decade since driving while you drink a beer has been outlawed in Texas.