GAY BEAR ?!?!
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One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole.
This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life.
By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop.
The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes… Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, except for me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.
The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish that the bear was gay..."
just wish all female bears are lesbian also works >:D
Naah, if the other bears were lesbian, the wishing bear would think they are performing just for him.
Trust me, I've had str8 roommates, that just go crazy for Lesbian Porn.
The typical thought is "They are just doing each other because I'm not there yet."
They don't get it even when they are told, "You are not only not essential for the sexual pleasure of a woman, you wouldn't be able to do anything to help, even if you were there!"
Sometimes I wish I would have hid a camera somewhere, because he would constantly brag about his endowment, but wouldn't show it off, even when he was falling down drunk. Poor, insecure str8 boy.