What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
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wanked and sucked 2 guys off on the dance floor at a foam party in barcelona
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Not the naughtiest thing I've done, but tonight the bf is away so I went on a Grindr blow-marathon. Only got 3 men, but was still fun. They all came on my face and I didn't really wipe it off in between. In fact after the last guy, it was dark out so I walked home with his cum all over my cheek.
I'm sitting here right now eating prawn crackers and I've still got all three men's cum dried on my face…. haha ;D
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:gs:Had a man take me to a gay bar and hand cuffed me to the urinal pipes so everyone had a place to piss for 2 hours I was drenched in man piss and a few cumm loads :cum:
Damn that sounds so hot!!
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The three naughtiest things I did :
1/ I made an improvised sex party in my office with one of my client. I blowjobed him, he fucked me hard on my desk, and even (almost) fisted me. The door had no key and all my colleagues were working that day, there were people walking into the hallway and the window was not well blinded. I blew my load on another customer's file…
2/ When I was still a student, I had a regular fuck buddy who happened to be a truck driver. We fucked many time late at night, in his truck's cabin, on a parking next to the university campus. We almost get caught in the act by the police once (they were patrolling to control drug dealing activities). Another time, my friend invited a buddy. They double-fucked my already-not-so-tiny hole in the really-too-tiny cabin, it was a real gym exploit. But it was fun, I watched the parking lot while being really streched by their quite impressive tools
3/ I had sex with a total stranger one night in Barcelona. He could only speak Arabic, I can't and don't understand even one single word. So it was all going just by instict. The naughty thing here is that he fucked me while I was pressed on the window of my hotel room, it was dark outside and the room was very well lighted : so everybody downstairs could see him fucking me (hard, I must say). Well, actually, it happened because of me : I was inspired by the Mc Queen's "Shame" movie scene depicting that position. It was a real great moment, that one. -
Fucked into the woods.
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I sucked several dicks at a glory hole and swallowed and wore their loads… probably about 5 or 6 of them. I also got fucked while a bunch of people watched.
My boyfriend and I just went on a group camping trip and we hooked up with this hot little 23 year old blond boy (bf is 28 and I'm 44). We had hot porn star sex in the showers and then back at our cabin. Damn, his hole was so sweet, and his loads like nectar.
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Under the cover of evening darkness, I sneaked back into a couple of north wing high school classrooms (in which I had left a window unlocked earlier that day) on several occasions AND masturbated while lying on the floor. It was very scary, but it filled a 'need for weird excitement' thing I was going through.
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I have sucked my husband when he was driving. We have fucked at the cementery at night. He has cuffed me during sex. But the naughtiest? I dont know but the funniest was when we had dinnerguest (my mother) And i had little leftover from his cum in the fridgerator (yes i tend to put my husbands cum and mine in food from time to time)
After dinner we hade danish pastery and i heat up the cum in microwave and ate it on my pastery. My mother knew nothing ofcourse but i could see my husband getting hard…..
In the same minute we were alone he fucked me bend over the kitchentable
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that's sick.
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I went to gay gym/sauna for the first time with no expectations.
It was a slow night, at the beginning I was there alone with owners.
Later an older (hot) guy came in and I jerked him off in the hallway >:D.
After half an hour two Italians came in, first I sucked older one in a private room, he left and came back after 2 min and asked if I would like to suck younger one. Of course I couldn't say no
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When they left I ran into that older guy from beginning and jerked him off again.
It was getting late and I was just about to go home when the owner asked me if I wanted a free massage. Free, yeah right. I sucked both his and his boyfrends cock during and after the massage and top tried to fuck me but I was too tight :cry2: ;D ;D.
Well,it was an interesting night I must admit :cheesy2: :laugh: -
a guy farted in my face while I was rimming his sweaty crack and I really liked it.
I'm not into scat at all, but farts are such a huge turn on to me! -
a guy farted in my face while I was rimming his sweaty crack and I really liked it.
I'm not into scat at all, but farts are such a huge turn on to me!haha yeah, from a hot guy even a fart can be a turn on :cheers:
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had sex in the ymca at 2 am
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i had sex at the back of a sex shop for a discount
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In public? Well my master has made me strip butt naked and lick his shoes, socks and bare feet in a bar once, in front of everyone.
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I drank a beer from guy's ass
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I'm a naughty boi…. By far the naughtiest thing that I've ever done was to have sex with a cop in the back of his cruiser in exchange for not giving me a ticket for doing 73 mph (117 km/h) in a posted 45 mph (70 km/h) zone... Who would have thought that at 2 AM in the bible belt of North Carolina that I'd get the only gay cop on the force? LOL
It was kinda hot actually, especially with the whole thrill of almost getting caught by his supervisor.
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Craigslist hookup in a disgusting hotel room :blownose:
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Saturday morning I stopped at the gas station. I pulled up to the pumps on the side away from the road. Got out, hit the button to open the gas tank flap, got out, left the driver's side car door open. Swiped my credit card, took off the gas cap, and started pumping gas.
I have a big car, a retired Police Interceptor. It uses a lot of gas. It's my one big profligate polluting luxury. It has a 20 gallon tank, which takes a while to fill. For some reason, the vapor recovery boot on this gas pump is especially sensitive, so I can't just latch the pump handle on full, I have to carefully nurse it along.
This is boring, but some entertainment presents itself: A young man, late teens or early twenties, approaches. "Excuse me, sir. I hate to ask this, but I need sixty cents for bus fare, can you help me out?" I look around, and see someone who must be a friend of his peeking from behind the dumpster about fifty feet away. I'm only a couple of gallons into my 20 gallon fill up, and I wonder who would be brazen enough to approach a cop car to panhandle. And I know that bus fare is more than sixty cents, but maybe he and his friend really are counting pennies. How they came to be away from home on a Saturday morning without even enough bus fare to get home isn't my problem, but it presents an opportunity for a diversion.
The kid who lives across the street is about the same age, maybe even younger. After graduating from high school, he got into a trade school for HVAC installation and maintenance (in the top 10% of applicants), completed the nine-month course, and is now employed, driving a company provided truck. A full-blown adult before he can even buy a beer. He certainly doesn't find himself without a way to get home on a Saturday morning, having to resort to panhandling at the 7-11 for bus fare. I think about that for a moment before deciding on how to amuse myself with this kid.
"Come closer. Stand between my car and the gas pumps. I'll give you two dollars on one condition." He steps forward.
"You're kinda good looking. Whip it out and leave it out the whole time I'm pumping my gas, and I'll give you two bucks. If you get a hard-on, I'll give you three." He looks around nervously.
"Um…"
"Nobody can see. You're standing between the car and the store, between the pumps and the road, nobody in front of us can see anything because my car door is open, nobody behind you can see anything at all, and nobody's paying attention anyway." He looks over his shoulder at his friend, who ducks back behind the dumpster.
"I dunnow."
"Three bucks for five minutes, that's a hundred twenty an hour." I take three dollars out of my wallet and leave them sticking out of my shirt pocket. He sees the cash and wants it. Three bucks!
"You look that way and I'll look this way, we're far enough from everything that you can put it back long before anybody can even come close." He unzips his jeans (no underwear) and pulls out his penis.
"All your junk." He teases out his scrotum.
"Good. Let's see if you can get a hard-on." He begins to masturbate.
"DON'T DO THAT! People can still see your arm moving." He stops immediately.
"Just act normal."It's a breezy day, but warm for late summer. After a couple of minutes he develops an erection, hands-free. Exposing himself for a private audience is possibly the most sexually exciting thing he's ever done in public, outdoors or not.
I forgot that the pumps have closed-circuit cameras. Neither of us are looking at the store, and someone approaches wearing a 7-11 shirt. He asks me: "Do you know this man?" The kid frantically tries to zip himself back up, a bit more hastily than safety would dictate, and runs off following his friend who has already gone around the corner. I tuck the dollar bills down in my shirt pocket and say "I've never seen him before in my life, but I just wanted to get my gas and get out of here, so I didn't make any fuss."
The 7-11 manager apologized, I finished pumping my gas and went on my way.
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I'm a naughty boi…. By far the naughtiest thing that I've ever done was to have sex with a cop in the back of his cruiser in exchange for not giving me a ticket for doing 73 mph (117 km/h) in a posted 45 mph (70 km/h) zone... Who would have thought that at 2 AM in the bible belt of North Carolina that I'd get the only gay cop on the force? LOL
It was kinda hot actually, especially with the whole thrill of almost getting caught by his supervisor.
Its a really hot experience. But, MrMazda, I wonder how did you seduced that police officer? Maybe I could learn one or two tricks ;D
