Www.runpee.com
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Nothing is worse than having to go pee during a good movie. You never know what's coming, so when do you risk it?
Www.runpee.com is a site which lets you know when to go pee during a movie. For example, the optimal time for peeing during the new Star Trek movie is about 50 minutes into the movie, when Cpt. Pike leaves the bridge on his way to Nero's ship and says, "Chekov, you have the con." Other optimal pee times occur at 60, 80, and 100 minutes into the movie.
For Angels and Demons, the optimal pee time is one hour, ten minutes running when Robert and a Vatican guard are in the Vatican archives and the power goes out.
For the Hannah Montana movie, the advice is easy:
The site is actually a wiki. Anyone can enter pee information into the site. "runpee.com - Can you hold it?"
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Good to know.
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If you have an iPhone 3G (or similar smart phone) you can surf to WWW.runpee.com right from your seat in the theater!
Then, you can check optimal pee times for your movie, and run pee during documented lulls in the action!
Is this a great country, or what?
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Is this a great country, or what?
Canada is a great country. We don't have movie theaters, so I just pretty much piss in the corner of my igloo whenever the mood strikes me…
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I suggest avoiding this website based upon my safe browsing programs in place.
