I would, would you?
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The tale of the man so poor he couldn't afford the glass eye to replace the eye he lost to…well that's a different story. Anyway he was so poor he had to fashion a replacement from wood. It was painfully obvious and made dating very difficult. Eventually he met a girl who when she was young had survived a fire, although not without severe burns to her face. A skin graft from her nether regions was implemented but also made dating difficult for her. They began dating & eventually married with the promise to never mention the other's obvious flaws.
One morning he was preparing breakfast & asked her if she'd like some bacon to which she replied "Would I?" & his retort was
! CUNTFACE
Proper telling of this story & a bit of Pavlov's Dog means you too can have friends who will say
! CUNTFACE on demand. Which, believe it or not, has come in handy on more than one occasion!
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Would I?
