Is This Idris Elba's Dick or What?
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Is This Idris Elba's Dick or What?
Haha… whoa there, Idris. Eyes quickly glance down towards Idris Elba's crotch Uhh... Chin lowers slightly in the direction Idris Elba's crotch Hey, Idris, ummm... Entire head begins to gesture towards Idris Elba's crotch Looks, like, your, uh.....
The above photos have been going around Twitter this morning. You may notice something that looks like a footlong boner in Idris Elba's pants.
Now, it's possible that this baton-sized bulge in Idris Elba's pants is... something else. It could be a... fake dick? Maybe he's filming a movie about a guy with a huge dick and then he has to pull the dick out and it accidentally slices someone's leg off at the knee? Or maybe this is a movie about a wily gang of flashlight smugglers?
Or maybe there is something in his pocket, as the below photos seem to indicate. Or maybe Idris Elba just has a huge dick. Either way, hi, Idris. Be careful out there.
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Idris Elba (Finally) Shows What We've Been Waiting For
By Ramon Johnsonas Idris Elba finally shown fans what they've been waiting for?
The internet was lit the recent week with images of Idris looking his usually dapper self, but this time with a big, uh, addition to his pants. Many, including myself, thought this could be it. A tuxedo-clad Idris teased us in a tweet a few months ago with the idea that he might unleash what is now affectionately called the Kraken down below. Even then, thousands of wannabe Jack Sparrows were begging to meet the beast. As you could expect, the attention raised Idris's sex appeal to epic proportions (as if it could get any higher).
But that's not all. Idris is killing us with his kindness. This month he appears shirtless on the cover of Details to promote his predominately semi-naked role in the upcoming drama A Hundred Streets. Idris is also set to star in the crazed Robin Thicke stalker-like thriller No Good Deed.
But not ignoring Idris's 'cinematic' gesture to paparazzi, for a brief time the mystery surrounding the co-star in his pants remained, at least until Idris clarified the ordeal. Idris revealed that the bulge in his pants was no more than a mic wire. He tweeted:
"The good news is i got a sh** load of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire. #egowentintospaceshipmodethough"
Despite the confusion, I join writer Jordan Sargent in summing up the many hopeful feelings about the incident when he says: "I want to believe."
Idris Elba was born Idrissa Akuna "Idris" Elba on September 6, 1972 in the London's Hackney neighborhood. The British actor, singer, and DJ, gained international attention for his portrayal of drug lord and aspiring businessman Russell "Stringer" Bell in the HBO series The Wire. Recently, Idris has starred in a number of signature roles as Nelson Mandela in the biopic Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom, detective John Luther in the BBC One series Luther. Idris has also appeared in films such as American Gangster (2007), Takers (2010), Thor (2011), Prometheus (2012), Pacific Rim (2013), and Thor: The Dark World (2013).
Idris is swiftly becoming the most sought after actor by day, but he explores another side of his persona well into the night hours. Idris DJs under the pen DJ Big Driis (or Big Driis the Londoner). He's a regular on Capital XTRA and his deep and club soulful house sets can be streamed on Mixcloud.
As with his stunt with the mic wire, on screen performances and thumping club music, Idris's goods are to be experienced only from a distance. And although many people, from many demographics, hoped to get a little closer through recent pics, the actor is off limits to most except for his 11 year old daughter, Isan from his ex-wife Dormowa Sherman. Idris's attention is also taken by his first son Winston born in 2014 with girlfriend Naiyana Garth.
In his interview in the September 2014 issue of Details, Idris reflects on his path as a rising celeb. After his role as Nelson Mandela, Idris says:
"You know, I'd just played this iconic human being, and the scripts I got afterward were sort of . . . disappointing."
"It's hard not to sound disgruntled sometimes as an actor," Elba says. He also reminds us that success sometimes takes patience. He says: "Look, I know that I work a lot, but I'd prefer to wait sometimes because I don't want to just do rubbish films anymore or characters that anyone can play."
Gay TV, Music and FilmFrom here
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Sade wrote a truly disgusting book called "120 Days of Sodom," and any movie with that title is one that would likely be sickeing, but what's 120 days, not even four full months, among friends and strangers like us?
He might be afraid to get into some kind of sword fight with John Hamm or have other reasons for pretending that big, thick tube is a "mic wire." Microphone, maybe (what does subumbilical flesh sound like at rest?), but he is calling it a wire, and he may be telling the truth, but I say that's baloney.
