What's the difference between?
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What's the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in a bubble bath?
One has hope in her soul…What's the difference between mono and herpes?
You get mono from snatching a kiss...What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?
One shoots and can't hit...What's the difference between Dr Scholl's footpads and a bad drummer?
One bucks up the feet...What's the difference between a seamstress and a violinist?
One tucks up the frills... -