Drink
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a guy is in a bar, a blonde walks up to him and asks him to buy her a drink, he asked, "Have you ever had a budgie on your right shoulder?"
She says, "No, why?"
He asked her have you had a parrot on your left shoulder?"
She says "No, what are you getting at here?"
He says to her looking her in the eyes with a smile on his face, "Arh but I bet you have had a Cock-Or-Two in your mouth before."