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    Addicted to the Web ~ (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

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    • leatherbear
      leatherbear last edited by

      Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
      From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
      I'm happy – although
      My boss let me go --
      Happily addicted to the Web.
      All night long, I sit clicking,
      Unaware time is ticking,
      There's beard on my cheek,
      Same clothes for a week,
      Happily addicted to the Web!

      Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
      Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
      With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
      I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"
      I don't phone, don't send faxes,
      Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
      Who cares if someday
      They drag me away?
      I'm happily addicted to the Web!

      Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

      ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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      • M
        mgr last edited by

        For all members like me - who had to think about the melody of that Christmas song: Find attached a midi file with the music  🙂

        winter_w.mid

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        • leatherbear
          leatherbear last edited by

          :thankyou: For the addition of the tune !! :cheers: I do hope this is not a "Corporate Secret" and that you will teach leatherbear how to add this kind of attachment to his posts  ~  I simply LOVE the idea of a new TOY to play with in the forums :funny2:

          ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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          • M
            mgr last edited by

            @leatherbear:

            …
            I do hope this is not a "Corporate Secret" and that you will teach leatherbear how to add this kind of attachment to his posts  ~  I simply LOVE the idea of a new TOY to play with in the forums :funny2:

            :lovp: :lolp: :lovp: No, it is no secret. Let me guess, I don't need to explain how to attach something to a posting - so there is no real secret about attaching also a Midi File (allowed are attachments with the extensions gif, jpg, jpeg, pdf, png, txt, mid, and midi).

            The only problem is to find good Midi Files on the net - it was way easier 10 years ago, nowadays midi files seem to become extinct on the net (but I still love them :), no conversion, small, easy to manage, only programs to deal with midi files seem to extinct too, depending on your setup and the quality of the implementation sounding quite good ).

            Let's have more midi music in our forum too 🙂

            As an incentive I'll add some other midi files here too - the last 3 are three I arragnged myself - don't listen too critically 🙂

            sleighrd.mid
            frosty3.mid
            letitsno3.mid
            to_town.mid
            white_xm.mid
            jn-009.mid
            jn-1042.mid
            jn-1225.mid

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            • leatherbear
              leatherbear last edited by

              For the midi files and they all sound great ~ especially the last three !!!

              ![](https://www.gaytorrent.ru/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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              • M
                mgr last edited by

                @mgr:

                …
                As an incentive I'll add some other midi files here too

                ...

                hmm - my dictionary tells me that "incentive" can mean as much as "motivation" or was my nudge not hard enough? Nobody has midi files to post?? I'm really disappointed and thought this year I could save a lot of searching and select from tons of midi files in our forum as Christmas regards - but no - now you have to make do with the same old files 😞 Bad luck 🙂

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                • MrMazda
                  MrMazda Global Moderator last edited by

                  You are correct in that definition… As for the MIDI files, fear not for I have hundreds, if not thousands of them... What's your flavour?

                  Whap The User
                  The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage!

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