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    What kind of Penis do you have?

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    • leatherbear
      leatherbear last edited by

      • The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

      • The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

      • The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

      • The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it cant get up.

      • The American Express Penis: Dont leave home without it.

      • The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take…?

      • The M & M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

      • The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.

      • The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.

      • The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.

      • The Campbell's Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.

      • The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

      • The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served.

      • The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?

      • The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

      • The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.

      • The All State Penis: Youre in good hands.

      • The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.

      • The Barqs Penis: The one with bite.

      • The Beef Penis: Its whats for dinner.

      • The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.

      • The Transformers Penis: Its more than meets the eye.

      • The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.

      • The Sega Penis: PENIS.

      • The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.

      • The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.

      • The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.

      • The Flintstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.

      • The Wendys Penis: Wheres the beef?

      • The Lays Penis: Betcha cant eat just one.

      • The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.

      • The Little Caesars Penis: Penis Penis.

      • The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.

      • The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

      • The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, youre too good at this.

      • The Dominos Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.

      • The Monty Python Penis: Isnt it awfully nice to have a penis?

      • The Monty Python Penis II: Every sperm is sacred....

      • The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?

      • The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.

      • The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis.

      • The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

      • The Oasis Penis: Thinks its the Beatles penis.

      • The Windows 95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, itll crash.

      • The Virginia Slims Penis: Youve come a long way, baby.

      • The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.

      • The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.

      • The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.

      • The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts.

      • The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

      • The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis?

      • The Beavis Penis: Look It's changing color.

      • The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat.

      • The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.

      • The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?

      • The Milk Penis: It does a body good.

      • The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.

      • The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It's the adult thing to do?

      • The AOL Penis: Its so easy to use, no wonder its #1?

      • The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps.

      • The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.

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        mgr last edited by

        ROTFLMAO

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          MJRocker1987 last edited by

          All of the above, please! LOL!

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            bearbot last edited by

            Haha this is great! Shame no KFC though :))

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              Gr1zz last edited by

              • The KFC Penis: It's penis-licking good!

              (That one was just too easy)

              • The (older) Burger King Penis: Where's the Penis?
              • What would you do for a Klondike Penis?
              • The Army Penis: Penis Strong!
              • The Canadian Military Penis: There's No Penis Like it!
              • The Lipton Iced Tea Penis: That's Penis!
              • The Margarine Penis: I Can't Believe It's Not Penis

              [you], are you staring at my crotch?

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                fancydude last edited by

                I think Wendy's was "where's the beef?"  and Burger King was "have it your way".

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