Two assholes…....
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A man who died in a horrible fire is taken to the coroner.
He thinks it might be a guy named George he met once, but the body is so badly burned that he needs somebody to make a positive identification.
That task falls to George's two best friends, Joe and Al.
Joe comes over to the body and says, "He's burned pretty bad, all right. Roll him over."
Joe looks at the dead mans butt and says, "Nope, that ain't George."
Thinking the incident strange, the coroner says nothing, and then brings in Al to examine the corpse.
Al takes a look at the body and says, "Wow, he's burned to a crisp. Roll him over."
Again, the same reply, "Nope, that ain't George."
"How can you tell?" asks the coroner.
"Poor George had two assholes," explains Joe.
"What? How could he have two assholes?"
"Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town, everyone always said,
"Here comes George with those two assholes!!!"
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:rotfl:
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Would you believe I didn't get it at first? LMAO!
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:funny2:
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