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Two guys were out hunting together when one of them suddenly clutched at his throat, then collapsed. Unable to arouse his unconscious companion, his buddy called for emergency medical assistance with his mobile phone.
"I think my friend is dead!" cried the buddy to the 911 operator. "He's laying there unconscious and his eyes are all glassy!"
"Stay calm," urged the operator. "The first thing you must do is make sure your friend is dead."
At that, the operator could hear the man set the telephone down. This was followed by the load crack of a gunshot blast. Then, someone picked up the phone again.
"Okay, now what do I do?"
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