What don't you want to see in a porn movie?
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**this is not intended to make people argue about their preferences!
we are all different. we have different likes and dislikes.
my purpose for this thread is to get to know people in terms of porn movie components.
let's try and respect each other's preferences and embrace diversity!**
these are the things that turn me off when watching a porn movie and almost always make me press "forward" and/or hit the "stop" button:
1. paraphilias such as pedophilia, scat, urination, snowballing, snuff, BDSM (i know it's staged for the movie but still…), dirty stuff such as licking shoes, boots, etc. and many others.
2. anorexic porn stars (those that are too thin)
3. morbidly obese porn stars (i like the chubby ones though; those that are just overweight according to their BMI)
4. creepy looking old men (i like daddy/son sex scenes but there's something about those creeps that make my fingers itch for the stop button...) such as jake cruise and others.
5. real physical pain or portrayed physical pain (such as those pretending it's their first time to get fucked and shouts and cries)... i never found pain sexual.
6. rape (i know it's just a "pretend rape" or "fantasy" but the idea of maltreating someone or abusing them isn't appealing to me)
7. rimming (i almost always push "forward" but not "stop")
8. anorexic twinks having sex. (muscular twinks and twinks with average body weight are fine, especially if they're having sex with someone older, who may or may not be a daddy figure)
9. anything to do with incest (real, like the bartok twins, etc. or pretend/acting only).
10. overly muscular guys like zeb atlas or the new matt rush (i like the old matt rush where his body was just deliciously muscular unlike the current mutant-like steroid-enhanced muscular physique that he has)
so far, these are all i can think of.
what about you?
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since we are talking about porn in general, even though i'm bisexual, i don't like to watch bisexual porn.
i never get any erection from those films.
i only like watching gay porn and straight porn.
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1. aggro porn - This is where one of the guys is shouting "take it you bitch" and then spitting on the bottom, then the bottom shouts "yeah, fuck me like you own me".
2. paraphilia - no idea what "snowballing" is though
3. old on young or young on old, both should be in the same age group
4. chubbie & bear
5. muscle heads - Zeb and Matt are gross. It's a shame because Zeb used to be much better looking when he wasn't so big.
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"snowballing" is when they pass cum from one mouth to another… hehehe
yeah, and your number 1 is a turn off too.
also, i hate it when they refer to their asses as their "pussy" or "man-pussy" or "mangina"...
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Looking back at your original post, I think we agree on "chubbie".
I don't have a problem with guys that are a bit overweight, but I hate seeing guys that are really overweight.
I don't like fully shaved guys and guys with full body hair {back hair}.
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i like watching jap porn, because i find them very horny, they take their time to reach their climax. Like how they make sushi, they put dedication to it haha..
But i don't like those long hair jap boys who look like girls. I always like it when one guys molest the other hunky looking guy who is motionless but moan like a bitch haha.
anyway, it's nice how they suck jap cocks..sluppy..
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Well, there are some really easy ones…
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Guys that look too young. (Technically, if they look too young, or are portraying someone too young, or acting under age, it's still considered kiddy porn in Canada. And that includes Grandpa playing Baby New Year or a 50-yo as the boy in an elementary school locker room scene with his older gym teacher)
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Dark and blurry scenes that make you wonder what you are watching
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"Girl-talk" – man-gina guy-cunt, and so on
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Badly mangled circumcisions
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Guys that look like pre-teen girls
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Constant frowning, scowling, looking like they aren't enjoying whatever is happening.
One that just bugs me is when they do their best to hide the goodies. I'd like to have an idea what the guy is chowing down on, or cramming up his butt before it happens. Of course, that likely should be something I'd like to see, but I don't like to see them skipping it!
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But i don't like those long hair jap boys who look like girls.
me too.
total turn off.
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Women in gay porn. It's weird but I find it odd to see girls in gay porn.
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Great question guys!!
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I don't like seeing guys that are way too muscular, almost bodybuilder type. Like Matt Rush, he used to be really hot until he overdid the bodybuilding thing. It made him look bad.
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Scat (Anyone that finds that hot should seek serious therapy. )
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Females (Even if they're just playing a part in a gay porn movie, it still kinda throws me off)
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Cum Farts (This usually happens when a guy is about to felch cum from his ass. I like that part, but I don't like the "farting". That is disgusting and a MAJOR turn-OFF.)
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Guys Putting on a "Straight Act" (First of all, I don't buy that some or most of those guys from the popular online sites are straight as they claim. They're not straight when they like fucking or sucking off another guy and coming back to the studios to do more. Why can't some of these guys just "fess" up to being bisexual or gay and stop making themselves look bad. Some of those guys make it seem like being different is so bad, that they're too scared to be themselves.
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The Overly OBESE (I have nothing against those guys, but the idea of watching them jerk off or have sex with someone of the same size is a big turn off)
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Sounding (I never realized how odd it looks sticking something inside your penis. It just doesn't look right. How many of you are turned on by that?)
Last but not least, VIOLENCE (Violence is meant for Hollywood. Not Porn!!)
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Women in gay porn. It's weird but I find it odd to see girls in gay porn.
They're called shemales.
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i have to agree about the "sounding" thing.
i find it very off-putting.
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i guess i don't watch a whole lot of varieties of porn, but something that annoys me in the ones i watch is when a guy is pretending to rim someone and is just licking the air haha.. i mean, i can see that it's not really happening. just don't do it at all. i guess it just ruins the mood hehe.
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the things I hate the most right now are these:
1. When they work up some spit and spit on cocks for lubrication. It's just looks gross. Get some damn lube!
That includes spittin' in the hole.2. Excessive amount of close ups of someones asshole. To me, there just ain't nothing pretty about a hole.
But it's fine if not excessive. I like looking at more cock action and cock sucking close ups,
and a guy's overall body shot, especially from the front abs area including head shot. Ass shots should
be back enough to see the total shape of their butt and also side shots.3. Guys who look like they are gay for pay because they don't know how to suck a cock properly. They suck
on the head like it's a freaking chore and never go down even half way. It's a damn turn off.
Swallow that cock like you love it! If they can't do it, lose 'em and don't use them for close ups
or just get rid of them.4. The last one, is those lame close ups of when a guy is cumming and his cock is half limp. Now a good
director wouldn't include such a lame shot. I want to see that cock rock solid and the guy re-flexing
cause it was so good. I'd rather have less cumshots than lousy ones.That's about all I can think of, they are my pet peeves. I'm not going to get into freaky stuff that I don't get into, because those are categories that some like and that isn't what this thread is about.
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Women in gay porn. It's weird but I find it odd to see girls in gay porn.
They're called shemales.
I know what shemale means and I'm talking about real woman, my friend!
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My turn offs …. (some already mentioned)
1. One guy (or multiple guys) trying to grab the attention of the camera-man, mainly in live shots (ie cum-party and clearly amateur shows) - this is done by over acting - instead of sucking a cock - they pretend it is the last candy to ever be made, and everyone is after it. And my main hate - rubbing their bodies for the camera. A little can be ok - but acting like you are itching you body with the palm of you hand - not cool.
2. Having a 'double-take' moment ... "is that a guy, or a young girl?"
3. One guy being left out of a threesome - that is so rude.
4. BDSM - I'm sorry but tying my balls to a rope and being suspended from the roof - how is that enjoyable...?
5. SHEMALES!!! Take your pick ppl - one or the other!
6. (mentioned also by Gr1zz) Dark scenes - "I think I just saw a cock". If I had a great imagination, I would not be watching porn - I would be imagining myself with someone really hot! (yeah I would still watch porn .. lol)
7. SCAT
8. Old men
9. The biggest queen in the world dressing up in jeans and a hoodie, sagging, with a skateboard - calling himself straight. Yeah ok. Realism people.
10. "PLASTICS" - this is someone that is so good looking, you know something is fake. And I am sorry but BelAmi has become really bad for it. And I am sure they some times put vaseline on the camera lense!
11. Unneccessary groaning / moaning - "you touched my cock - Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". Yeah right
Well I am very opinionated and good go on for hours, but I will spare you all.
Byebyes
Alex
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Very interesting forum.
What I hate most is:
1. When the top guy fucks the poor bottom like he wanted to hurt the ass until it starts bleeding.
2. When the bottom guy covers his cock 'cause it's not hard.
3. The bottom guy doesn't get hard at all.
4. When couples uses toys. I think it's not necessary. Sometimes they look like they don't feel like using them.
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1. Chubby/Overweight - I have NOTHING AGAINST chubby guys, but when it comes to pr0n, I prefer leaner meat.
2. Obviously staged - I don't like pr0n where you can tell that it's all plastic garbage; goes with what raphjd said about the people saying things like "Take it bitch" or "Fuck me harder"… It all just seems unnecessary and silly.
3. People that look obviously under 18 - I know some people love it when someone is 18 but looks 16, but honestly, it's not for me. Anything even remotely resembling pedophilia is a huge turnoff for me. Kind of ironic, because I've been into older guys since I was 14, but there you have it.
4. Half-flaccid cocks - I still don't understand why people in pr0n always seem to not be totally hard. Maybe I just get abnormally hard when I have a boner and that's what I'm used to, but floppy dicks don't do it for me. Long hard stiffies, though, definitely do.
5. Rimming/Close-up shots of assholes - I'm just not into rimming; the close-up shots of assholes isn't so bad if there's a cock stuffed in there, but otherwise it's not my thing. (I've never actually tried rimming though, so that may change if I ever get any experience. :P)I'm sure I have more, I'm rather picky about my pr0n, but I've stuffed up the thread enough. XD
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Good topic. So far people seem to agree.
-no scat, piss, felching, snowballing, over focused facials, ass cum pies, ugly twinks, the unfit over 50 crowd, pale hairy pipply asses, dark videos, hide the goods softcore porn moments, super hairy ass cracks, and toys don't really do it for me.
-fisting (I think its disgusting sorry, especially gaping rosebuds, I do not want to see all the way inside the actors asshole),
-talkative chatter (your a porn star stop acting like its the best sex ever, we all know you can take a cock hence why your doing it on camera)
-overly excessive closeups (penis goes in the hole, in the mouth, etc I get the connection)
I'd love to see some hot gang bangs, and more generation gap or big guys on little guys. Dirty hot guys on preps would be nice too. A little culture clash. Alright lets make some porn!
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Hello you all !! things i hate to see in the porn are /// erm where do is start ??/
1.overgrown nails!!! huge put off or a little finger nail left longer then the others … wtf, why do people leave that nail go grow?? do they just use it to pick their noses or are they constant users of coke??
2.sorry guys i might be little misinformed but i havent got a clue what scat is ?? and yeah this goes for frlching too charlos514 u posted that ... gosh im scared to find out
3.this may not be in acctual porn films as ive never seen that kinda thing in porn but there are couple clips on xtube lets say guys shawing WORRYINGLY big dildos up their asses and im just left flabbergasted thinkin there is noooo way he can do THAT, ive seen a dildo of that size in the shop once i just dont get it .
4.bad director is easily niticed thats for sure bad camering, no lights..
5.SPOTTY asses and faces ???
