Thank goodness for the pharmacy! (a story joke)
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A 90 year old man goes to the drugstore and asks for Viagra, but he wants each pill cut into 8 pieces. The pharmacist was quite surprised but he said he could help the man, but added "cutting the pills in that many pieces won't do much." The old man replied "it doesn't need to do much, I just want it to stick out far enough so I stop peeing on my shoe!"
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