The Good Son - (a story joke)
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The father catches his son masturbating and expresses his deep disappointment - "son, I have always been so proud of you. You never cause any trouble, you're good in sports and do your homework, never talk back to your mom etc. Don't you know you can go blind jacking off?" The son, still wanting to please his father, says "ok, I'll try to cut back, but can I just do it until I need glasses?"
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