A math problem (a story joke)

[fancydude]

Q: Three gay men leave San Francisco on a road trip to New Orleans heading southeast at 60 miles per hour. At the same time, three lesbians leave New Orleans on a road trip to San Francisco heading northwest at 60 miles per hour. Which group will reach their destination first?

A: The gay men. … Why? Because they've already got their shit packed.

[leatherbear]