Fresh milk
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Joe goes to his doctor for his physical exam. The doctor says to him, “Joe. I’m afraid you have a rare disease."
“Is there a cure for it, doc?” Joe asks.
“Yes. The only thing that can cure you is fresh breast milk.”
Joe then advertises for a wet nurse. A gorgeous blonde responds to his ad and agrees to wet nurse him. At their first session, Joe is sucking away. The blonde starts to get turned on by Joe’s sucking prowess and discovers that she is highly aroused. “Is there anything else you want, Joe?” she moans, as she caresses herself.
“Do you have any chocolate cookies to go along with the milk?"