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A gay couple were on holiday on a bus tour. Unfortunately there had been a mishap with the booking of hotels so on the first night all passengers had to sleep in the bus. When everyone had gone to sleep one of them was horny and wanted to fuck. The other guy didn't think it was a good idea to disturb the other passengers. The other guy says that oh they are all asleep, see for yourself. And he raises his voice a bit and asks if anyone got a light. And when none answer they both decide to do the deed.
The following morning the tour guide asks if everyone had a pleasant night. One older guy in the back of the bus answers that he had been cold all night long. The Guide asks why he didn't ask for a blanket. The old guy replied: I didn't dare, there was a guy that was raped after asking for a light.