Coffee and Hot, Fresh, Man Cream
-
Geneva, Switzerland will be getting a coffee and bj cafe by the end of the year,
it says here. Sex work is legal, and with an iPad you can choose the cocksucker
of your choice to deliver five to ten minutes of oral sex for you at a cost of about
US$62 (60 Swiss Francs). Obviously, this is an idea whose time has, uh… come.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cafe-fellatio-espresso_us_57752d4be4b0bd4b0b13b281?section=
US Sailors on leave in the Philippines used to enjoy sitting around a table
drinking together while getting blown by a whore. If yr buddies caught you
cumming, the next round was on you. It is any surprise that some dudes made
sure everyone knew they had delivered their pent-up pressure– every time?My uninformed guess is that the services will be provided by women, but there
could be other options. Not sure where this relief is to be provided, but while
some customers might prefer privacy, customers might be attracted by the
opportunity to watch, perhaps in order to evaluate the skills of possible helpers
for their own release.A truly open place without the particular commercial arrangement indicated could allow volunteers. Perhaps suckers and suckees could have Loyalty cards punched
for each transaction for a frequent shooter discount.... Also, why not beer or spirits
instead of the caffeine bean?Guess what I'm thinking is that a sex cafe could provide more energy and options
than the proposed coffeehouse. Keep the lights on. Let everyone look or participate
as they see fit. Maybe just charge an admission fee and skip the details, drinks on
the house.Not everyone has ever had the pleasure of the overwhelming ambiance of a gay
bathhouse with an orgy room, or a gay bar with an active "dark room." This Swiss
cafe may be the start of a triumphal return to the Dionysian days of yore. Then
again, the idea of quick, convenient, reliable orgasms, perhaps over a morning cuppa while taking advantage of morning wood, would make everyone's workdays a little
easier to bear, make their coffee and lunch breaks more relaxing, and generally
bring a little sunshine into the lives of horny, harried men.Would be interested to know the thoughts of others on this proposed business model.
What would be a good name for such a venue?
-
i find the concept a bit…....hot but also a bit disturbing.
talk about having cream with your coffee. LOL
It's like if Starbucks had a glory hole.....LOLit's a bit sexist though. considering that the supposed cafe only really services men. what about the women? they have needs to. around the carpet munching variety, but then again rather unlikely.
"Cream on the side"
"LOADS of coffee"
"Blowachino's"
"Blowbucks Coffee shop" -
motri: Blowbucks is great! Would greatly prefer that chain (if only to enjoy looking at the other customers and thinking of them as being up for the action) over the one that can be identified as *$ but is, to my mind, to be avoided.
-
WOW! What a great idea.
I wish we weren't so uptight about sex. -
yes its a great idea
-
motri: Blowbucks is great! Would greatly prefer that chain (if only to enjoy looking at the other customers and thinking of them as being up for the action) over the one that can be identified as *$ but is, to my mind, to be avoided.
they're going to the trouble of setting up an entirely new concept cafe, when they could just put up glory holes in the men's bathroom in a starbucks there….and have the management hire prostitutes as "Blow-istas" and hey they could be trained as barista if they want and everyone wins~ ;D
in general the concept is rather.....lazy? lax? it's like dude....there are dozens of Brothels (i'm assuming) in Switzerland can't they just go there then have coffee later? it's like "well i'm drinking coffee......might as well get a blowjob while i'm here".....talk about being sexy (sarcasm)
