Is there any books out there to manipulate straight people to fuck you?
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Lmfao.
While hanging out with your straight friend, invite Molly over for a ménage à trois …
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Don't I wish? Trust me, if it was out there and offered even a marginal advantage, I would've found it by now and be clutching it close to my bosom day and night. One time I even paid a witch on Etsy (Don't believe me? Guess again, they're actually a thing) to cast a love spell on a straight guy I would've given an arm, a leg, a testicle and several toes to have interested in me sexually/romantically, but it didn't do fucking shit.
*grumbles menacingly in that witch's general direction*
As I'm sure you're already aware, the most effective strategy is still to be very gregarious and have as many hot, straight guy-friends as you possibly can at all times, while doing your best to make sure they don't know each other even a little. Then you pick your moment carefully, waiting for a spike in either sexual frustration or loneliness, get tipsy with them and then put your best moves on 'em while trying not to betray the fact that you want them like the axe wants the chicken. Who knows? Even a broken clock is right twice a day and sexual preference is indeed a wide spectrum with an infinite number of points... At worst you lose a hot friend, but since he doesn't know any of the other ones at least he can't poison the well before you can do the exact same thing to them when the time comes.
