Mother Goose gone wrong

[goody2147]

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said:
"Hey! What's in the bowl, B*tch?"
    - Andrew "Dice" Clay

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
My cock is hard as a rock
The clock struck One; who's up for fun?
I hate to ruin another sock.

[Gman2034]

;D

[cupofass]

:cheesy2: