Short Father Christmas
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
