A blond woman is driving her car down the highway
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A blond woman is driving her car down the highway, perhaps a bit too fast, when a police car pulls up behind her. The lights start swirling, so the woman pulls over and waits for the police officer to approach. Turns out, the cop is a blond woman as well.
She asks the driver for her license.
The woman in the car leans over to the passenger seat and starts rummaging through her purse. Soon, she turns back to the cop, empty-handed, and asks sheepishly…
"Uhm, I.. uh.. Well.. Which one is my driver's license?"
With a sigh of frustration, and belittling tone of voice, the cop replies, "It's a little rectangle thing, with your picture on it."
"Right, right! I have one of those!" the woman replies, and after a quick return to her purse, hands the cop her compact.
The cop looks down at it, quickly hands it back to her, and says apologetically, "It's alright, ma'am. You can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." -
haha, already knew this one, but it makes me laught everytime :laugh: