A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist
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A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist all go to the ocean to study it for the first time. The physicist sees the waves and the current and the structures the wind has carved out in the dunes and exclaimed, 'look at all of the physics at work, i simply must study it!' and promptly runs into the ocean and drowns. The biologist notices the complex ecosystem living off of each other in the ocean and yells excitedly, 'imagine all of the undiscovered species in this water!' and runs into the ocean to immediately drown. The chemist pulls out his notepad and pen and slowly writes 'physicists and biologists dissolve in water.'