Not Ready to Go Home
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.
The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"
The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."
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;D
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Why did he marry her then??
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sounds about right for what i've seen in real life lol.
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:blownose:
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;D ;D
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men sound like a perfect option at this moment hahaha >:D
