After putting down three beers in 15 minutes
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After putting down three beers in 15 minutes, a customer tells the bartender he can stand at one end of the bar and pee into a glass set up at the other end of the bar without getting pee anywhere except in the glass. He is so sure he can do this that he bets the bartender $100 that he can do it. The bartender, sensing easy money, accepts the bet, of course. The guy stands at one end of the bar and lets go; pee flies EVERYWHERE, the entire bar is soaked. The bartender is laughing uncontrollably, happy to have made an easy $100. Strangely, the customer is also laughing. The bartender says "you stupid drunken fool! You just lost $100; what are you laughing about?". The customer replies "I just bet that guy over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over your bar and all you would do was laugh!".