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    A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army.

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      coryzinho last edited by

      A dad was telling his son about his worst day in the army. "It was the day we had to parachute from a plane," he starts. "When it got to be my turn, I looked down at the ground and said to myself there's no way I'm going to jump. Well, my Sargeant was the meanest SOB I've ever met, and he said 'Boy if you don't jump I'm gonna drop your pants and violate you right here and now.'"
      The boy asks "Well did you jump?"

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        JerodParker last edited by

        You forget to add the ending line.

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        The boy asks "Well, did you jump?"
        "A little bit, at first."

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          ahchoo last edited by

          i thought i was looking for the pinch line ^

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            mufum69 last edited by

            @JerodParker:

            You forget to add the ending line.

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            The boy asks "Well, did you jump?"
            "A little bit, at first."

            :clap2:

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              JACK777 last edited by

              hahaha 😄

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