Really bad hair day
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A mother bought her daughter a Ken doll that had real hair. One day the mother noticed that the hair had lice in it. She was disguted and decided to boil the doll in a pan. As the lice died she carefully skimmed them out of the water with a ladel.
Unfortunately, the stench of the dead lice caused her to sneeze and she blew the dead lice all over the stove.
Moral: "The best ladeled pans of lice and Ken oft turn to spray."