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    Brutus, Don't be Late!

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      coryzinho last edited by

      The games at the Coliseum were scheduled to begin at three o'clock sharp, and Caesar decided to attend. He called Brutus, and instructed him to have the chariot standing by.

      "What time do you want to leave?", inquired Brutus.

      The Emperor, knowing that the ride from the palace to the Coliseum would take exactly an hour, and not wishing to be late, replied, "At two, Brute!"

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