Nice Words
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A man goes into a bar and orders a beer. He takes a sip of the beer and a small voice say's "Nice Tie!!".
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. A little puzzled he takes another sip, and again the voice says "Nice shirt Too!!!".
Now the man calls the bartender back and complains that everytime he takes a sip of beer he hears a small voice.
The bartender says "Oh never mind that! That's just the peanuts, they're complimentary!!