3 men stranded in an island
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A 747 had crashed in the middle of the Atlantic and only 3 men survived, an American, a Canadian and a Brazilian.
They found themselves stranded in a remote island with no food or any kind of resources.
After 4 days of starving, they knew that they would not live much longer in that situation, when the American had an idea…
- I know this may sound terrifying, but the only option for food we have at the moment are ourselves.
The Canadian and the Brazilian looked at each other, knowing they had no other option, starving to death, both agreed.
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Since I'm the one who came up with the idea, I offer myself to be first the meal. Said the American, and cut off piece of his waist.
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For breakfast we're going to have beef ribs.
After a couple hours, it was time for lunch, the Canadian didn't hesitate to offer himself, and cut off a piece of his thigh.
- For lunch we're going to have leg steak.
Nighttime came, and the Brazilian already knew what to do.
- Well, I guess it's my turn to provide dinner... said the Brazilian while unzipping his pants.
The Canadian seeing the Brazilian dick exposed, quoted
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Are you going to serve us sausage? that's great.
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Oh hell no!! you motherfuckers better drink your milk, and go to sleep!!! said the Brazilian while jerking off.
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