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    • leatherbear
      leatherbear last edited by

      A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

      One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

      Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

      On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…

      (Please scroll down.)

      What were you thinking?
      Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
      Now get back to your emails.

      I don't know about you sometimes..

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        jagged last edited by

        :whistle:

        lol

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          gzlong last edited by

          At first, I thought why she needed to take his husband, she just need to grab the butchers's crotch. I would do that. ;D

          [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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            mgr last edited by

            ROTFLMAO  :whistle:

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              TwjT3NEc last edited by

              lol got me ;D

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