Hot Date
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**A gay guy had a hot date lined up. The problem was that his apartment was a mess, so he asked his friend if he could use his place for the night.
His friend reluctantly agreed, but warned the gay guy not to make a mess, or have sex all over his house.
The next day his friend comes back to see his apartment. When he opens the front door he sees cum covering the entire living room.
He shouts at the gay guy, "What the fuck happened I told you not to do it in here!"
The gay guy responds, "We didn't, I just farted."**
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Love, love, LOVE this joke!
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:laugh:
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;D
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:rotfl:Reminded me of this one…
A trucker was driving down the highway when he saw to gays hitch hiking.
He was not homophobic so he decided to pick them up. The two gays got in
and they started down the road again. About 1/2 an hour later one of the
gay guys spoke.
"Do you mind if I fart?"He asked
The driver replyed "No man. go ahead and let it rep." So the gay
guy let it out. PPPFFFFFFEEEEETTTT. It whipsered.
About another 1/2 hour later the other gay asked to do the same and again
the driver agreed. PPPFFFFEEEEETTTT. The driver did not know what to
think of these whipsery farts. 10 minutes later he had to fart. He let
one rip that he thought any man would be proud of.
BBBRRRRRAAAAMMMMMMMPPPPP! The two gays laughed and the 1st said to the
other.
"Virgin!" -
LMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D
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:cheesy2:
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haha both jokes r great
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LOL omg this is too graphic
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xD
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:hehe:
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hahahaha
