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      peterrabbit last edited by

      An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor.
      The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die.
      As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died.
      At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street.
      The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend… we both are dead!"

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