Too Tall Joke
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Two rednecks, Clarence and Cletus, who lived on opposite sides of the river had been feuding for years. finally, they built a bridge across it. The day it was completed, cletus stormed out of the house. His wife said "Where you goin’ ?" He said, "ahm gonna kick that son of a bitch clarence’s ass!" He gets halfway across the bridge and starts running back. His wife says, "why did you run back?" He replied, "well, I got halfway across and I saw a sign that on the bridge That said; clarence, 14’6", hes way to big for me to fuck with!"