Working Carpenter
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A woman walks into a bar, and guy says, "Can I buy you a drink." "Sure," said the woman. After a few moments of conversing she finally asked, "So what’s your occupation?" He says "I’m a Carpenter." …."To what extent of carpentry do you work?" asked the woman. The man states: "Well, I actually work exstensively with Wood." "1st, I get you Hammered." "next, I Nail You" "then, I Screw all your friends."