• Login
    • Search
    • Categories
    • Recent
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups
    • Torrents

    Valentine's Day Flower

    Jokes & Funny Stuff
    7
    8
    4141
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • F
      forgetjack last edited by

      A man wanted Valentine's Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist's to order a bouquet of his wife's favorite flower: white anemones.

      Unfortunately, the florist was sold out of flowers and had only a few stems of feathery ferns.

      The man asked the florist to make a bouquet out of the ferns and the flask of liquor. He added a card and proceeded home.

      After a romantic candlelight dinner, he presented his wife with the gift. She opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."

      With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly, "Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones."

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • V
        vlaxos26 last edited by

        😢

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • G
          Gman2034 last edited by

          ;D

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • J
            JACK777 last edited by

            yes thats sweet

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • G
              gilbearto last edited by

              :blink:

              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • C
                cupofass last edited by

                :cheesy2:

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • J
                  JACK777 last edited by

                  cute

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • A
                    ahchoo last edited by

                    i dont get it QQ

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0

                    • 1 / 1
                    • First post
                      Last post