Grass Feeds Hobos
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A rich condescending lawyer is driving down the road when he spots a man eating grass, Curious he rolled his window down and asked what he was doing? I'm homeless and so poor I have to eat grass, Well said the lawyer jump in ill take you home and feed you, Half way down the road the hobo says, I have a wife and two kids as well "Well…" says the lawyer "Bring them two" "Really...?" ask’s the hobo "Yes" say the lawyer................"My grass hasnt been cut for months."