Fucking Bank Account
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A guy goes into a bank. The clerk says,’Can I help you, sir’ He goes, ’ Yea u fucking bitch I wanna open a fucking account’ Clerk, ’Please there’s no need for cussin’ ’Yo motherfucka I just wanna open a fuckin account.’ ’Sir I’ll help u but watch ur language’ So the manager comes over,’ Is there a problem here?’ Dude says,’ Yea mothafucka I’m trying to fuckin open a motherfuckin account an’ this motherfuckin’ bitch won’t let me.’ ’Please sir don’t curse and how much are you opening the account with?’ Dude,’ 7 million $$’ Manager,’ And this motherfuckin bitch ain’t helpin’ you?’