A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
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A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks her, "Why would you want arsenic?"
She replies, "To kill my husband!"
He replies, "I'm not selling you arsenic for that!"
She hands him a photo of her husband with his wife in bed. The pharmacist replies, "Oh, I didn't know you had a prescription!"