A professor is about to give his final exam
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A professor is about to give his final exam, "You must turn in your paper before 2 PM. I won't take it a second later."
2 PM comes and all of the students turn in their paper and the professor begins to walk to his office. One last student jumps up and approaches the professor, "I'm sorry I'm a few seconds late! You have to take my paper!"
The professor says, "Nope, I made it very clear-"
The student snaps at him, "Do you know who I am?"
He replies, "No I do not."
So the student grabs the stack of papers, puts his in the middle, and runs off.