A boy and his mum go christmas
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A boy and his mum go christmas shopping and they see two women having a fight, and their calling each other btches and bastards and dicks and vaginas. when they get to the car the boy asks his mum what a btch and bastard is, so she replies well a btch is a girl and a bastards a boy. The boy then asks whats a dick and a vagina and she says a dick is a hat and a vaginas a coat. so they go home and the kid goes up stairs to the toilet and his dads shaving in the shower and he cuts himself and says shit! and the boy goes what's shit? then his dad says oh um, just a new type of shaving cream i'm using. then then kid goes downstairs where his mum accidenatally cuts herself cutting the turkey and she says fk! so the boy asks what fck is and his mum goes just a new way of cutting the turkey. then the door bell rings and the boys yells i'll get it and opens the door and his grandparents have aarrived for lunch and the kid goes welcome btches and barstards! you can put your dicks and vaginas over there! dads putting shit on his face and mums f***king the turkey!