Police barred from penis enlargement…....
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(Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.
An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.
"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."
The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.
Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.
A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.
Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.
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… The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com. ... A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there. ... Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.
This news article is JUST SO FUNNY IN TOO MANY WAYS.
That "hindrance during training" … is that because a long shlong impedes abilities or distracts other compratriots?
That "low-level separatist insurgency" ... is that to suggest that they may be biased from their own low hangers?
That comment about leaves from the 'gatal-gatal' tree to help SWELL things – can we please have a link to order these via the Internet? -
LOL
i don't know what to say!
lol
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how are they going to know? are they gonna check or something? what if your naturally large - buncha nobs, and not in a good way. lol
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It not called the itchy tree for nothing that’s how they tell,
hint hint nudge nudge
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Um….hide the penis pump...quick!!!!! ::)
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bizarre :crazy2:
