PETER JOHANSSON: SPONTANEOUS SEX
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I love Cosmopolitan Magazine. I guess it's 'cause it's got a whole bunch of sexy tips in it. I was reading it a couple weeks ago, and the best sex, according to Cosmo, is spontaneous sex. That sounds good, right? So here's what I did: a couple of days later, I was doing the dishes, and I just surprised myself and masturbated.