ASHES TO ASHES
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 A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them. 
 "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
 Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."