A Senior trying to set a password

[pornofan]

WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER:
cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER:
50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER:
50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character
consecutively.

USER:
50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:
Sorry, that password is already in use.

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