5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal

Animals are always screwing things up for us humans, if 80s slapstick comedies are to be believed. But sometimes animals' adorable tomfoolery goes beyond disrupting a wedding and making a cranky old man fall hilariously into the cake. Sometimes, they can start freaking wars.

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i can't imagine the outrage from seeing frontal male nudity. it's shocking to think that someone would even expose one's penis to light–-little lone taking a picture of it. what is the world coming to? this country was founded by prudes and should continue to censor the population from anything sexual--especially homosexual deviancy. won't someone please think of the children? violence is acceptable. possession of firearms is acceptable. nudity and sexuality is not however, so let's sue them!

funny story...lol. great post.  :cool2:

There have been plenty of studies that show that piracy helps the entertainment industry.

I have pirated several albums of people I never heard of before, many of which I now buy all their albums.  The same thing with tv and movies.

I also pirate video games and then try them on my computer.  If I like the game, then I buy it for either my xBox 360 or my PS3.

With all the porn videos around that are shot in hotel rooms, it's best to put that to the back of your mind when checking in

@Kinsey6:

Leatherbear,

You are SO correct about the "inside" hierarchy with child murderers/abusers being at the very bottom of the food chain.  This is true from county jails to state prisons to the federal prisons in the US.

Indeed this person will have a hard time – forever (in our out of prison).

I know that you grabbed my music-vid torrent called Prison Bitch months ago.  Not that my friends or I have child-related problems/convictions, but I do enjoy visiting my last two boyfriends – even though they are both in county jail (SADLY my last boyfriend of nearly two years just landed there some 13 days ago).

I hope I am not sharing too much (TMI always makes me think about Three Mile Island) -- LOL.  But you all get what I'm saying, hopefully.

Regards,
Tim

im sorry to hear that mate

@Kinsey6:

Can you share the dictionary definitions (or your own) about:

felching
shrimping
yiffy

from hXXp://www.definition-of.com/

anal felching / foofer felching , chiefly gay usage, to lick or suck semen ejaculated into the anus of a sex partner;
afterwards, it may be exchanged by the lovers during kissing. CAUTION: Felching is not considered safe sex.

Synonyms: fletching, coprafelchia, and truffle hunting are synonymous, but rarer;
shrimping is felching with the aid of a straw.

yiff  ? ->    Young Incredibly Fuckable Fellow      :bananadope:

I saw this on the news in the UK and the guy from Google was to slimy for words.

The Google "spokesman" was more interested in doing a Google info-mercial than answering the reporter's questions.

It sounds like the situation is solved.

this is a little bit like that Avon Black Suede Body Spray Canister incident that happened a couple of years back in my city.

the story was, this victim sells flowers in the market and after he has sold all his flowers on the eve of dec 31, he walked home and met a stranger.

the stranger offered to have sex with him for only P100.00.

he brought the stranger home and proceeded to have sex with him after which the victim began ranting how he has wasted his P100.00 because the stranger (who was still in the room) had a really small dick.

angered by the rant (and apparently insulted), the stranger rammed an Avon Black Suede body spray for men canister up the victims rectum.

and that started the scandal that included the suspension of surgeons, nurses, clinical instructors, nursing and medical students, etc. known as the Black Suede Scandal…

Most countries still refuse to accept that women can be child molesters, even with countless cases already recorded.  So this won't help us much either.

Prison Bitch - Rodney Carrington - Comedy/Satire music/vid - VariousFormats

@JadedOne:

…so close you could touch it...

Or sniff it….yummmm! :hot2:

lol

I agree.

Puerto Rico needs to make up it's mind, but I'd only give them to options; statehood or full independence with all the burdens that entails.

My best friends growing up were Puerto Ricans, well mostly, as their mom {one of my mom's best friends} was half German.

I always found my hometown {not rural but not urban} in northern Illinois kind of odd.  While like most of the towns in the area, it had a high German population, our town's 2nd highest population was Puerto Rican, while the rest of the area's towns 2nd highest population was what's now the former Soviet block.

sadly to torys support this too so even if the government changes at the next election theres not much chance of this being looked at again… the one bright spot is that the measures are unlikely to hold up in a court if challenged... and im sure every liberal lawyer in the country is desperate to be the first one to take this to the courts.... what joy!