this is a little bit like that Avon Black Suede Body Spray Canister incident that happened a couple of years back in my city.
the story was, this victim sells flowers in the market and after he has sold all his flowers on the eve of dec 31, he walked home and met a stranger.
the stranger offered to have sex with him for only P100.00.
he brought the stranger home and proceeded to have sex with him after which the victim began ranting how he has wasted his P100.00 because the stranger (who was still in the room) had a really small dick.
angered by the rant (and apparently insulted), the stranger rammed an Avon Black Suede body spray for men canister up the victims rectum.
and that started the scandal that included the suspension of surgeons, nurses, clinical instructors, nursing and medical students, etc. known as the Black Suede Scandal…