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    • N
      nordicblue last edited by

      Labour Party
      Bus lanes
      Having too many children
      Double taxation
      People who travel to, or live in a country and cannot speak the language.

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      • groovedware
        groovedware last edited by

        Conservative, climate change denier, people on welfare should do drug tests, I am not racist but people different than me have less value…

        Should I guess a stance on say..the long gun registry?

        "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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          nordicblue last edited by

          @groovedware:

          I am not racist but people different than me have less value…

          I couldn't have said it better.  :rotfl:
          Interesting!!! hippies, uber politically correct, vegans, people who wear cut-off jeans

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          • groovedware
            groovedware last edited by

            Vegans taste better.  Every good survivalist knows having one or two vegans as close friends should be part of your plan for the end of plumbing.

            PrEP or prepper, who can never be sure?

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            "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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              nordicblue last edited by

              Vegan food tastes terrible, you can have it.  :puke:  :sickr:
              Why shouldn't people on welfare do drug tests?  :rotfl:

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              • groovedware
                groovedware last edited by

                Not vegan food silly, vegans.

                "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                  nordicblue last edited by

                  @groovedware:

                  Not vegan food silly, vegans.

                  Vegans are on my list of irritations, along with computer nerds, ubuntu and linux.

                  @groovedware:

                  …people on welfare should do drug tests...

                  That is a good suggestion.

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                  • groovedware
                    groovedware last edited by

                    I will slowly draw the picture for you.  Vegans taste good so when we have the worldwide collapse of civilization the wise prepper will have at least 1 friend who is vegan on his must save list.  It's much easier when you have livestock that is also able to take complex directions.  All the more so if the choices they make that should be of no concern to you upset or irritate you.

                    You might find your existence a little happier & certainly less irritating if you stopped worrying what everybody else is doing without you.

                    "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                      hhsq last edited by

                      Racists
                      Internet trolls
                      Judgemental people

                      http://hotgayfuzz.tumblr.com/

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                      • groovedware
                        groovedware last edited by

                        Gordon Ramsey
                        That american politician with the lesbian daughter, wait no Rush Limbaugh
                        Pootan

                        I mean, I don't know but that's my mental image, am I using my out loud voice when this is clearly an inner monologue moment, hang on I prefer stereo

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                        "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                          nordicblue last edited by

                          @groovedware:

                          I will slowly draw the picture for you.  Vegans taste good so when we have the worldwide collapse of civilization the wise prepper will have at least 1 friend who is vegan on his must save list.  It's much easier when you have livestock that is also able to take complex directions.  All the more so if the choices they make that should be of no concern to you upset or irritate you.

                          You might find your existence a little happier & certainly less irritating if you stopped worrying what everybody else is doing without you.

                          I think maybe we are talking about two separate things.  You are talking about the end of the world and I'm talking about annoyances.

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                          • groovedware
                            groovedware last edited by

                            I will try to explain again, a little slower than before but give me some time I'll need to perform an alpha test.

                            "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                            • groovedware
                              groovedware last edited by

                              Vegans annoy you (amongst a whole myriad of other issues I have tissues for), vegans taste good (picture grass fed cows) so stop thinking of them as people and allowing them to annoy you.  Turn that frown upside down.  When life gives you lemons make lemon pledge and market it to the masses for a prophet.  Long Pig can feed you in the end times as opposed to vegans making you  "a sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer"

                              For further references see The Hunters from Season 5 of The Walking Dead or explore theories on why Spam is the state meat of Hawaii.

                              "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                                nordicblue last edited by

                                Are you on something?  Why are you talking about eating vegans!!!  :crazy2: ??? ???

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                                • groovedware
                                  groovedware last edited by

                                  Am I on something?  Hmmm no although I may be on things plural.  is there a urine test for the forum, I know how to trick those so, wait, what?

                                  "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                                    nordicblue last edited by

                                    Here are some more computer nerd jokes.
                                    http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-only-nerds-will-understand#.chL8en4eO

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                                    • groovedware
                                      groovedware last edited by

                                      Whoops are we just random now?  Random I candu.  People say to me "Carl" because that's my name, they say "Carl, why do you drink?" and I says to them "I drink alone who the fuck told you?"

                                      "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                                        nordicblue last edited by

                                        I didn't start the randomness.  I just figured you really liked computers.  :pope:

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                                          wahi last edited by

                                          I am with you on climate change deniers, and will add the anti vaccine crowd to that lot.

                                          @groovedware:

                                          Conservative, climate change denier, people on welfare should do drug tests, I am not racist but people different than me have less value…

                                          Should I guess a stance on say..the long gun registry?

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                                          • MrMazda
                                            MrMazda Global Moderator last edited by

                                            Here are some of my big ones:

                                            • Not stepping on the gas petal at the top of a highway ramp to reach the speed limit before merging with a highway

                                            • Not driving at least at the speed limit when road and weather conditions warrant it safe to do so

                                            • Getting cut off (especially if you get cut off, then they step on the brakes)

                                            • Stupid people

                                            • Selfish people (or selfish acts at the expense of others)

                                            • Incompetence in customer service

                                            • Lying

                                            This is but only a few of the items on my list, but they seem to be the biggest ones.

                                            Whap The User
                                            The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage!

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